Thanksgiving+jokes

try to answer these.

April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? ID-hayly98--wrongg answer:pilgrims

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? answer:bcuz they never learned table manners

What key has legs and can't open doors? turkey:walrus748-right

What happened when the turkey got into a fight? answer:he got the stuffing knocked out of him



Knock Knock //Who's there?// Waddle //Waddle who?// Waddle I do if you don’t open the door? What did the Turkey say before it was roasted? boy i'm stuffed Why did the police arrest the turkey? they suspected it of foul play Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? the outside-i dont get that one Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? yes cuz a building cant jump at all Why did the turkey cross the road? it was the chicken's day off What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? a turkey

What sound does a space turkey make? hubble, hubble, hubble

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? the turkey trot

How do you keep a turkey in suspense? take it to a scary movie:walrus748-wrong ill let u know nxt week Why can’t you take a turkey to Church? bcuz they use such foul

Why did the turkey play drums in his band?

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

What’s blue and covered with feathers?

How do you send a turkey through the mail?

Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?

What do you get it you cross a turkey with an octopus?

What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?

If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?

What type of music did the Pilgrims like?

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?

When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand? on the ground:walrus748-wrong-

When did the Pilgrims first say “God bless America”?

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?

Where did the first corn come from?

What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?

What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?

Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?